After coordinating with my wife, I go to a hotel with a woman from the club and have sex with her. Before leaving the hotel, I run into my wife in the elevator and pretend to get into a huge argument with her, using the confusion to detain the woman.
I take her ID, find out her real name and address, and then file a lawsuit.
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All you care about is protecting yourself, you lecherous old bastard.
(Oh, excuse me.)
Quit already, get the money yourself, and go crawling to your precious, precious, precious wife:
“Mommy, I got my settlement!”
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How about a series of scenarios like these?
No. 1
Without making excuses, slam divorce papers in front of your wife.
No. 2
Cancel your last remaining savings account and hand every penny over to your wife while bowing and begging for forgiveness. The key is to keep a straight face and deny where the money came from.
(Seriously, why did you admit to having a mistress in the first place?!)
No. 3
Coordinate with your mistress and ask her handsome—and well-endowed—boyfriend to seduce your wife. Confront the two of them as they leave the hotel, then say, “Now we’re even,” and ask for her forgiveness.
No. 4
Once your wife has forgiven you in No. 3, have your mistress make a perfectly timed appearance and say, “How about the four of us have some fun this time?” Then all four of you head back into the hotel you just left.
Everything gets worked out in a passionate tangle. Happy ending.
In every scenario, all expenses are on you, the questioner. Please have ten million yen ready for immediate expenses.
Incidentally, these are somewhat dramatized, but apart from No. 1, they’re all based on my own experiences.
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Clearly, this would become a police matter.
Taking someone’s ID would probably amount to extortion or robbery. Even if you took it intending to return it from the start, it could still be coercion. If things got out of hand and she was injured, it could be robbery resulting in injury—a serious felony. Or perhaps extortion plus assault causing injury.
You’re assuming the woman would just take it and not fight back. As the saying goes, desperation makes people lose their judgment.
Once this little act was exposed, even if it went to court, the woman would probably argue that it was a honey trap.
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