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Aug 16, 2022 21:42
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I’m fine with either ( ˙꒳˙ )
I really respect people who have a strong sense of beauty and style!
But a casual look is relaxing too ✿
🏅 プロおぢ。ほんとはプロパパと名乗りたいけど名乗るほどの実力がない名古屋の汚っさんです。
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Gray hair is quick and inexpensive to deal with, so get that done right away.
More importantly, see a dentist. Treat all your cavities and periodontal disease, and replace those old silver fillings. Your breath is seriously bad.
Dental work takes time, so use that time to lose weight and get rid of your belly. Then get full-body hair removal.
How would you feel watching your favorite adult actress with a hairy, potbellied adult-video actor?
You wouldn’t think, “She looks so happy♪,” would you?
Pay attention to your own cleanliness and grooming. Instead of wondering why no PJ is messaging you, spend that time improving your appearance—even if it’s just by one millimeter.
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Mack-san, you’re really on a roll. But surely that’s supposed to be “dick,” not “poop,” right? (lol)
As for the question: apparently, dyeing gray hair is called “gray coloring.” And “gray” here means the color—not the aliens from outer space. So I guess it means making things gray instead of settling them as black or white. It feels like petty, crafty old-man trickery. How sly.
I’ve gotten off track again.
As for the question, I don’t think you need to worry about gray hair as long as it looks good overall. If you can’t stand the very existence of gray hair, then you’ll have to dye your “rare words” (pubic hair) too. Also, I imagine a lot of people find teeth whitening jarring. If you’re going to do it, you might as well go all the way like Shinjo. Otherwise, just get regular tartar removal and cleaning.
And if you’re worried about grooming, make sure to clean your belly button lint properly. Baby oil and a cotton swab after a bath work well. You’ll understand if you smell what comes out, but I’m pretty sure that’s the worst odor the human body can produce. Clearing out the small fry is fine, but make sure you take down the final boss properly. Your favorite woman said, “Then I’ll recognize you as a hero.”
The original Unko Taro
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I always feel the same way about questions like this: taking care of your appearance is something you should obviously be doing.
It’s like asking:
“Should I eat vegetables for my health?”
“Should I exercise?”
Sure, it may be a hassle and uncomfortable, and you can survive without doing it if you really don’t want to. But the person asking already knows that doing it is obviously better.
So when they go out of their way to ask, “Should I do it?” it’s understandable to think they’re hoping for the easy answer: “You don’t have to.”
It may sound harsh, but if something seems worth doing, just do it for now. I think that’s the first step.
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My tips for being attractive to women… though maybe this is just my opinion…
There’s nothing wrong with gray hair, but please shampoo every day to prevent that “old man” smell.
If you’re even slightly concerned about body odor, wash with body soap designed to combat it from the morning.
♡ Ayase’s recommendation ♡
Use a bar of Muse soap to wash everything except your hair. It keeps sweat from smelling.
If your teeth are yellowing, get a cleaning and whitening treatment. Your breath won’t improve unless you have the tartar removed during the cleaning.
Your clothes don’t have to be fashionable, but please wash them every time and wear clothes that aren’t wrinkled or worn out.
Of course, keep your shoes clean and wear a good-quality pair.
(Your financial situation is surprisingly easy to guess from your shoes.)
🏅 日没を遅らせる唯一の方法は日没に向かって走り続けることだ
名古屋支店登録で、男性会員としての登録名もマックさんです。コラム多数書いてますのでよろしければご参照ください。20代の細身女性が好みで逆オファーには前向きです。経験無いまたは少ない方大歓迎。
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In the original Fist of the North Star manga, Raoh initially had black hair, but in the final scene where he declares, “I have no regrets in my life!” he had white hair. Apparently, that image was so striking that the anime gave him white hair from the very beginning.
Since the questioner’s hair is finally turning white, perhaps they should proudly stick with it, with the same spirit as, “I have no regrets in my papa-katsu (compensated dating in Japan) life!” “Stick with white hair”—or “stick with the white dragon”? Could it work on the inside too? Ah, never mind—I just remembered an old trauma about dealing into a kokushi musou hand.
Anyway, you dye your hair from white to black, but whiten your teeth? Why not go all the way and try ohaguro—blackened teeth? Apparently, during the Sengoku period, warriors descended from the Heike aristocracy never neglected makeup or tooth blackening, so they wouldn’t look disgraceful even if they were beheaded on the battlefield. Whitening is fine, but iron-based tooth blackening has a distinctly Japanese historical aesthetic.
Still, “whitening” sounds cool in English, while “gray-hair dye” sounds so gloomy. It positively reeks of the Showa era. The sound of “pomade” has a similar feel. So why not rename gray-hair dye “blackening”? Blackening and whitening. Somehow, that sounds a bit like cunnilingus.
That got me thinking: if a penis gets blackening, should female anatomy get pinkening? Personally, though, I prefer “twitching” to pinkening.
That’s all from Unko Mac—not Unko Taro. Hope you enjoyed the punchline, haha.
🏅 倶楽部女性のご主人様に潤いを！
Mパパ、永遠の交際継続中！
B1タイプ〜A寄りパパです！
会う度大人は嫌と感じる方………ご相談ください。
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If you can’t figure out something this basic for yourself, you won’t enjoy the club.
If you want to get closer to women, it’s not enough to simply have your teeth cleaned at the dentist. Once you’re in your 40s, you should also visit a dental clinic specializing in bad breath, and keep up with your daily oral care.
Only a lover or spouse will usually tell you that you have bad breath, so even if you ask women doing papa-katsu (compensated dating in Japan), they won’t tell you the truth.
By the way, when I was working at a men’s relaxation salon, the therapists often said that the smell coming from a man’s head and pillow area toward their décolleté was unbearable. Apparently, almost every man smelled.
Body odor can’t always be prevented, so at the very least, you should do something about your bad breath…
And just as you’re getting various things from women, you should also think about what the woman can gain and what you can offer her.
As I wrote in a question that was later hidden:
The point of papa-katsu is for both people to gain some breathing room.
Gray hair and teeth whitening are just superficial matters that can wait. Compared with bad breath, they’re practically irrelevant.
Remove the things women would have to put up with, give your partner something she can gain, and enjoy yourself too.
If you keep that in mind, she’ll even be willing to support you with an allowance, so I don’t think it’s that difficult.
Also, the power of an allowance can sometimes be almost like violence, so you need to be very considerate about that as well.
A～Dまで一通りオファーの経験あり、多くても月１程度でLINEはスケジュール調整のみ、スマートに無理なく長期交際するスタイルです。
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I don’t do either.
I’ll probably need to start coloring my gray hair at some point, but for now it doesn’t seem to be a problem.
Rather than whitening, I think it’s more important to get regular dental checkups.
About 45% of people in their 40s have periodontal pockets measuring 4 mm or deeper.
At that point, bad breath is likely to become more noticeable as well.
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As long as it doesn’t look too unnatural, I think it should be fine.
You might even become very popular.
I don’t do either of them, though.
But I’m still very popular, haha.