Don’t guys with smelly armpits have bitter nipples? lol Every single one of them lol

If someone isn’t willing to get surgery for their body odor, they might be careless about bathing too.

I think you should be more concerned about being liked by men like that—or feeling that you have no choice but to accept them. Treatment for body odor appears to be covered by health insurance, so there are options for treatment. At the very least, some degree of odor control is possible. Yet you’re choosing to accept someone who neglects even that. This may be prejudiced, but I can’t imagine someone like that being extremely considerate and kind, or offering a more generous allowance than others. If he really is an incredibly nice person who gives you a generous allowance, then I apologize—but in that case, please don’t ask questions like this.

Maybe that smelly, middle-aged guy with body odor rubs bitter melon stir-fry all over his nipples the day before a date. Then, among a circle of people who are into that sort of thing, the offers might be spreading like this: “Man, that new girl at Standard is amazing.” “Is that so? Then I’ll go too.” Either way, glad you’ve found a gold mine of offers. It might be a little bitter, but don’t worry—that’s what you call an adult taste. Or so I’ve heard. Seriously, though, no one has ever commented on the taste of my nipples. I’ve licked more than my fair share myself, but I’ve never noticed any taste. I wouldn’t like them to be bitter, but I think I’d find it weird if they were sweet, savory, or even fruity with a rich, full-bodied flavor. Taro